We go way back to the old days and you could always count on a helping fist
Getting shoved right up you ass And you never asked, and I kind of wished you didn't exist

Well life's an easy ride, when you learn to drive and you take your time and don't get lost
And everybody thinks they got a handle on it, but the handle's coming off

My life is the blooper reel from the summer feel-good movie that you hate
You smiled at all the mistakes I made, didn't you? Didn't you?
My life is the blooper reel from the summer feel-good movie that you hate
You smiled at all the mistakes I made, didn't you? Didn't you?

What's that awful noise? Well it's just my voice trying to squeeze out a note or three
And it's a real big shot in the arm just to see you come down here and show your support for me
We both knew we were so cool, and we could do anything we wanted
And I can pick my friends, and I can pick my nose but I can't get laid if my life depended on it

My life is the blooper reel from the summer feel-good movie that you hate
You smiled at all the mistakes I made, didn't you? Didn't you?
My life is the blooper reel from the summer feel-good movie that you hate
You smiled at all the mistakes I made, didn't you? Didn't you?

Another lovely Sunday in the park, I'm kicking over some piles of raked-up leaves
And batting 'round some idle thoughts like musing on just who likes me the least
And while the deck just might be stacked against me, but in my defense we were never free
And now I've got one chance I'm going to be the best underachiever that I can be

My life is the blooper reel from the summer feel-good movie that you hate
You smiled at all the mistakes I made, didn't you? Didn't you?
My life is the blooper reel from the summer feel-good movie that you hate
You smiled at all the mistakes I made, didn't you? Didn't you?